This is brilliant and fun! A direct hit!!
My note of thanks is below this article. Make sure as many people as possible around the planet read this Prabhupadanugas Article
Ys Hasti Gopala Dasa
By: “The Ritviks”
July 07 2011, Montreal, Canada — Today strikes the beginning of a much anticipated chapter in the Sampradaya Sun’s defeat. We have been focusing a bit more on the Sampradaya Sun and it’s associates but now we can move on to other more sensible and clear subjects.
With recent articles from the Prabhupadanugas, followed by, well actually followed by nothing from the Sampradaya Sun, our Sun friends have gone on high alert. They have been whooped in recent weeks with articles and emails challenging them on “Guru-tattva” and their biased policies against what they call “Rittvik-Vada”.
Naturally, they have published different pro-Sun articles in an effort to defend themselves from the many questions that they still cannot answer and once again refer us back to, in their words, “one of the many papers we’ve written on the subject” , making it very tempting to ignore any further articles made by them (although we probably won’t because they’re always pretty fun for us).
The Sun has recently written demanding that we accept a debate with them over each other’s written positions on “Guru-tattva”. We declined, however, because given the benefit of the doubt, it seems that they forgot to actually write what their position was. Simple mistake. So we’ll wait. To make it easier for them we even went as far as to help them establish their position by giving them the appropriate questions on the subject to get their noodles going. But they don’t seem to be accepting the help.
Instead, they insist that we read a body of writings on the subject even though we already told them that we are quite “unwilling” and “incapable” of decoding their subtle, stretching, seemingly invisible points (assuming they’re even there to decode). We recently addressed Rocana Das, whose recent articles fit all of the above adjectives. His replies were to no surprise of the same nature of all his other writings, vague and evasive.
But being the mature adults we are, we gave them yet another option and suggestion in order to establish their point in fewer than a million words scattered throughout the internet like a treasure in the vast sea. And no, we didn’t suggest drawing a treasure map (maybe we should have?). What we suggested was that perhaps they just state their positions briefly and concisely like the very short Srila Prabhupada Siddhanta booklet for example that we stand behind (which nobody has addressed to this day). It seems though that they took offense to our advice and had this to say:
“Instead, they hanker to be fed a very small portion that contains the entirety of our position on guru-tattva […] if only we could compose such a rare thing.”
But our SPS book is just that! Apparently it is too great of a task for the Sun. So hoping to avoid further pointless arguing, in an effort to not create any further embarrassment for our Sun friends, we have decided the best thing might be to just pray to Krishna and Srila Prabhupada to remove their demonic ambition to become greater than Guru.
With that said, we will be continuing to post nice quotes from Srila Prabhupada every day, discussing Srila Prabhupada’s instructions and chanting Hare Krishna for as many years as it takes to accomplish Srila Prabhupada’s goal of a bonafide ISKCON and mass book distribution. Thank you, Haribol.
Dear Prabhupadanugas News.
Please accept my humble obeisances all glories to Srila Prabhupada. It is quite obvious that this posting “Addressing Guru-tattva” Parody | Focusing more on the Sampradaya Sun has been brought to us by devotee or devotees who not only have a master sober wit and a great command of the english language, it is quite obvious that they are completely dedicated to Srila Prabhupada.
I have recently prided myself on being able to write anything over the past 2 years but I am humbled by this great humourus and direct comment. Bravo!!
Thankyou very much for clarifying a great deal in so short a span of time...for eveyone on the planet.
Ys Hasti Gopala Dasa